Some girls follow these rules like commandments but the reality is they are a bunch of bolloni. You need to be you and follow your heart even if sometimes you are a little psycho. These are some of my views on The Dating Rules:
1. Don’t call, text message or email someone you’ve just started seeing more than once a day unless they reply (or in the event of an emergency). Desperation and instability are major turnoffs.- So what happens when he calls you 10 times a day? It is ok for a guy to call you non-stop and God forbid to forget texting (as if we don’t have enough ways of communication) and all texting does is tell me that you are not interested in speaking with me. It is easy for the experts to say “Don’t Call” because they are not the ones waiting by the phone actually counting your hair, I got as far as 510,000, so instead call him and feel the vibe and if is not a good vibe then do what I taught myself to do, delete his number before you memorize it and move on because honey trust me when I say that there is nothing worse than being someone’s doormat when there are 100 more out there that want to make you they’re princess.
2. Don’t date the kind of people who’ve hurt you in the past. Many of us are attracted to people who are bad for us, but it’s important to break these patterns and seek out healthy relationships with matches who won’t demean you or make you feel bad about yourself in any way.- And how the hell am I supposed to know what kind of people they are if I don’t date them? I get it, we are all attracted to guys that have some of the same characteristics, but let me just say that these little wolves are getting smarter by the day and will make you believe that they are living the Robin Hood life until is too late and you are caught in their trap. I recently came out of a relationship that started like a walk in heaven. I actually dated him because he was different but he turned out to be the worst of them all because he was deceitful and that walk in heaven turned into a vacation in hell. Most men are liars by definition(sorry to all my guy friends out there LOVE YA) and there is no changing that. So is up to you my Dear Hot Inspector Gadgette to put those senses God gave you to good use and find out who they really are before is too late and your heart feels like this fool has been dancing the Macarena on it.
3. Don’t be late for a date. It’s just rude. If you have to change your plans, give the other person as much notice and consideration as possible. And always apologize.- This is one that I cannot control as I am the type of person that will be late to her own funeral. Plus guys like a little of mystery and you can always be fashionably late, but be sure to look like a movie star so that when he sees you walking thru that door doing the Tyra cat walk he can’t do anything but smile and thank all his lucky Stars that you are there with him and not out with the Pro-Ball Player that you’ve been casually dating for about a month.
4. Don’t lie to your date or about any aspect of your life, even if the truth isn’t as sexy or you’re worried they won’t like it. It would be awful to ruin a potentially life-changing relationship with your perfect match because of some silly lie you told early on to impress him or her.- Okay I do have to admit they got this one right. But hell people lie and especially when getting to know someone new. After many years of dating and sometimes trying to show a better version of myself, I discovered that this action can only backfire on as then when you find out the truth about them they have an excuse to throw it right back at you. I learned to just be myself for the most part. The good, the bad and the ugly as this is who you are and more than likely there will be tons of guys that will like you for just being you. If you don’t believe me then watch Bridgette Jone’s Diary.
5. Don’t be too available. We don’t mean you should play games, but if you’re free every night, you’re probably not taking care of yourself, pursuing your own interests and spending time with your friends — which means you’re probably not very interesting to talk to. People with full, exciting lives make the best dates.- This one is also a hard one for me because when I fall for someone I fall hard. Sometimes I wonder if staying single is the best for me. No drama, no waiting by the phone or checking if the phone has been dead or without a signal for the past 2 days. Men trick you by calling and texting you everyday and then when they break the pattern and you start to wonder they act as if you belong in a mental institution for confronting them about their behavior. MEN, if you lose interest in a girl just tell them and don’t keep her second guessing and then expect us to act like nothing is going on when you don’t call us in two weeks. You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
6. Don’t check out other people when you’re on a date. Ever. This is just tacky. You may think you are subtle, but while you’re scoping the cutie in the corner, your date will be heading for the door. Extend your partner the courtesy of concentrating solely on them while you’re with them.- Ha! I can’t help staring at others. God gave me eyes with the intention of using them and that is exactly what I intend to do. If you don’t approve then don’t date me. I might also look at the girl wearing the hot outfit that I will be wearing on my next date or at the fine guy at the bar. Don’t get me wrong, there is a line that should never be crossed and that is to be disrespectful about it and start a convo with the Hot guy in front of your date. You can always slip your number to him while your date isn’t looking. You never know if the other one is in fact your prince charming and like people say: “You always meet the one in random places”.
7. Don’t be rude or get drunk on a date. Courtesy and manners will get you everywhere.- And you are saying this to the girl who has fallen on her ass on her first date “literally”. There is nothing better than a nice shot of tequila to calm your nerves.
8. Don’t have sex on a first date. If you like someone and are interested in getting to know them better (and possibly having a relationship), sex on a first date will likely ruin everything. It’s much too soon, it’s not romantic and it communicates to the other person that you’re more interested in their physical characteristics than in finding out who they are.- I can’t answer this one because my father might read this. All I can say is that on an era that is ok to have cyber sex is not ok to have sex on a first date? Really? I wouldn’t do it but no one can judge what you do or not do with your sexual lifestyle.
1. Don’t call, text message or email someone you’ve just started seeing more than once a day unless they reply (or in the event of an emergency). Desperation and instability are major turnoffs.- So what happens when he calls you 10 times a day? It is ok for a guy to call you non-stop and God forbid to forget texting (as if we don’t have enough ways of communication) and all texting does is tell me that you are not interested in speaking with me. It is easy for the experts to say “Don’t Call” because they are not the ones waiting by the phone actually counting your hair, I got as far as 510,000, so instead call him and feel the vibe and if is not a good vibe then do what I taught myself to do, delete his number before you memorize it and move on because honey trust me when I say that there is nothing worse than being someone’s doormat when there are 100 more out there that want to make you they’re princess.
2. Don’t date the kind of people who’ve hurt you in the past. Many of us are attracted to people who are bad for us, but it’s important to break these patterns and seek out healthy relationships with matches who won’t demean you or make you feel bad about yourself in any way.- And how the hell am I supposed to know what kind of people they are if I don’t date them? I get it, we are all attracted to guys that have some of the same characteristics, but let me just say that these little wolves are getting smarter by the day and will make you believe that they are living the Robin Hood life until is too late and you are caught in their trap. I recently came out of a relationship that started like a walk in heaven. I actually dated him because he was different but he turned out to be the worst of them all because he was deceitful and that walk in heaven turned into a vacation in hell. Most men are liars by definition(sorry to all my guy friends out there LOVE YA) and there is no changing that. So is up to you my Dear Hot Inspector Gadgette to put those senses God gave you to good use and find out who they really are before is too late and your heart feels like this fool has been dancing the Macarena on it.
3. Don’t be late for a date. It’s just rude. If you have to change your plans, give the other person as much notice and consideration as possible. And always apologize.- This is one that I cannot control as I am the type of person that will be late to her own funeral. Plus guys like a little of mystery and you can always be fashionably late, but be sure to look like a movie star so that when he sees you walking thru that door doing the Tyra cat walk he can’t do anything but smile and thank all his lucky Stars that you are there with him and not out with the Pro-Ball Player that you’ve been casually dating for about a month.
4. Don’t lie to your date or about any aspect of your life, even if the truth isn’t as sexy or you’re worried they won’t like it. It would be awful to ruin a potentially life-changing relationship with your perfect match because of some silly lie you told early on to impress him or her.- Okay I do have to admit they got this one right. But hell people lie and especially when getting to know someone new. After many years of dating and sometimes trying to show a better version of myself, I discovered that this action can only backfire on as then when you find out the truth about them they have an excuse to throw it right back at you. I learned to just be myself for the most part. The good, the bad and the ugly as this is who you are and more than likely there will be tons of guys that will like you for just being you. If you don’t believe me then watch Bridgette Jone’s Diary.
5. Don’t be too available. We don’t mean you should play games, but if you’re free every night, you’re probably not taking care of yourself, pursuing your own interests and spending time with your friends — which means you’re probably not very interesting to talk to. People with full, exciting lives make the best dates.- This one is also a hard one for me because when I fall for someone I fall hard. Sometimes I wonder if staying single is the best for me. No drama, no waiting by the phone or checking if the phone has been dead or without a signal for the past 2 days. Men trick you by calling and texting you everyday and then when they break the pattern and you start to wonder they act as if you belong in a mental institution for confronting them about their behavior. MEN, if you lose interest in a girl just tell them and don’t keep her second guessing and then expect us to act like nothing is going on when you don’t call us in two weeks. You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
6. Don’t check out other people when you’re on a date. Ever. This is just tacky. You may think you are subtle, but while you’re scoping the cutie in the corner, your date will be heading for the door. Extend your partner the courtesy of concentrating solely on them while you’re with them.- Ha! I can’t help staring at others. God gave me eyes with the intention of using them and that is exactly what I intend to do. If you don’t approve then don’t date me. I might also look at the girl wearing the hot outfit that I will be wearing on my next date or at the fine guy at the bar. Don’t get me wrong, there is a line that should never be crossed and that is to be disrespectful about it and start a convo with the Hot guy in front of your date. You can always slip your number to him while your date isn’t looking. You never know if the other one is in fact your prince charming and like people say: “You always meet the one in random places”.
7. Don’t be rude or get drunk on a date. Courtesy and manners will get you everywhere.- And you are saying this to the girl who has fallen on her ass on her first date “literally”. There is nothing better than a nice shot of tequila to calm your nerves.
8. Don’t have sex on a first date. If you like someone and are interested in getting to know them better (and possibly having a relationship), sex on a first date will likely ruin everything. It’s much too soon, it’s not romantic and it communicates to the other person that you’re more interested in their physical characteristics than in finding out who they are.- I can’t answer this one because my father might read this. All I can say is that on an era that is ok to have cyber sex is not ok to have sex on a first date? Really? I wouldn’t do it but no one can judge what you do or not do with your sexual lifestyle.
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